Posts Tagged ‘sitcom’

Magnum Opie (PG-13)

“Ooohh, well now that is surprising,” the old man said as he swept a comb through the slick hair of the customer seated in one of the shop’s creaking barber chairs, “I can’t believe you wouldn’t have heard the story yet. It’s a – a real doozy, that’s for sure.” Without waiting for a go-ahead […]

The McConell Transcript (PG)

Compiled and Edited by Daniel Funderburke (MUFON) Editor’s note: What follows is an abridged transcript of a panel dis­cussion which occurred on July 1st, 1990 at the Pensacola Hilton Hotel in Pensacola, Florida as part of the Mutual UFO Network’s Annual Symposium. MUFON’s symposium theme that year was “UFOs: The Impact of E.T. Contact upon […]

Not Fade Away (PG)

Clipping from the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, August 7, 1999: LOCAL MAN, 63, SLAIN IN GANG ASSAULT Paramedics were called to Fonzarelli’s Garage at Alton and Kings Way at 11:50 last night in response to a neighbor’s frantic 911 call. Upon arrival they found Mr. Arthur Fonzarelli, 63, collapsed on the sidewalk severely beaten and in […]

The Tale of a Fateful Trip Epilogue: 1978 (R)

Associated Press article October 17, 1978 SHIPWRECK SURVIVORS FOUND AFTER 14 YEARS (AP) — In a scenario worthy of author Daniel Dafoe, survivors of the ill-fated cruise of the SS Minnow were discovered on an uncharted Pacific island early Saturday evening by a deep-sea fishing crew. The Minnow, an island-hopping charter boat, left Honolulu Harbor […]

The Tale of a Fateful Trip Pt. 4: 1967 (R)

Log of the Minnow: Jonas Grumby, Cptn. Jan. 3, 1967 I talk to her when she comes. Tell her what she needs and how its going to be and she knows it. She never answers but I know shes listening. She lingers. It chose her for me – it wants her to stay. Where does […]

The Tale of a Fateful Trip Pt. 3: 1966 (R)

Log of the Minnow: Jonas Grumby, Cptn. Feb. 22, 1966 The thing is if I say ‘this needs to be done’ – whatever it is – then you better do it. I know Hinkley’s sneaking off into the jungle to build something. Its bound to be a raft. Whatever. He can chop down every last […]

The Tale of a Fateful Trip Pt. 2: 1965 (R)

Prof. Roy Hinkley’s journal. 1/01/65 Happy New Year. I haven’t written in this journal in some time but I have two reasons for this, one mundane and the other quite extraordinary. Firstly, my ballpoint pen ran out of ink weeks ago and I have just now perfected the right blend of plant dye and pigment […]

The Tale of a Fateful Trip Pt. 1: 1964 (R)

Log of the Minnow; Jonas Grumby, Cptn. Sept. 26, 1964: Shipwrecked. What looked like a squall three days ago turned into a tropical storm. Was able to maintain some course tho instruments were useless. Hull smashed to hell on the reefs out from shore. When night comes should be able to figure out where we […]

A Worthy Dream (R)

She would have attracted attention even if she were mortal. She stepped through the gate with her husband and the other passen­gers of Flight 191 from Laguardia though she seemed…apart; insu­lated from the crush of bodies as if an imperceptible bubble surrounded her modestly-attired form, purpose concealed in chance. Pure supernatural subtlety. Heads turned, male […]